Went to a bar that had the same carpet as the shining

My dog, born on 12/12/12, turned 12 years old yesterday.

The legally required "FOR EDUCATION PURPOSES ONLY" sticker put on free marijuana samples in Canada

Bought a dog toy with 2 tails

My city puts up these coffin shaped signs wherever someone has been killed in a vehicle accident

This baby shampoo is lettuce scented

My California license plates are made by prisoners

Hospital discharge order from the 1940s with instructions on how to make baby formula

Projection used to show bike/walking lanes on snow covered sidewalk in Sweden

My wife grew a bunch of regular garlic and one Super-Mutant Garlic.

This reindeer biscuit is just a gingerbread man turned upside down

This tag that came with my down jacket advises you consult a physician

The city I just moved to has the public library inside the mall.

All the Mayo at the store had a sticker over the label, covering a statement that it was made with 100% Free range eggs

Got cold enough for the ocean to freeze in the marina

I bought two identical TVs that save me different amounts of estimated yearly energy cost

7 parking spots reserved for Nobel laureates

my x eyebrow

I work at Taco Bell and some old dude just paid for his order almost entirely in silver half dollars

I have a 26 yo sealed copy of Windows 98