This reindeer biscuit is just a gingerbread man turned upside down

This tag that came with my down jacket advises you consult a physician

The city I just moved to has the public library inside the mall.

All the Mayo at the store had a sticker over the label, covering a statement that it was made with 100% Free range eggs

Got cold enough for the ocean to freeze in the marina

I bought two identical TVs that save me different amounts of estimated yearly energy cost

7 parking spots reserved for Nobel laureates

my x eyebrow

I work at Taco Bell and some old dude just paid for his order almost entirely in silver half dollars

I have a 26 yo sealed copy of Windows 98

My mum still uses her hand mixer from 1972

My fingernail has had a split in it for four years.

Went to a funeral at a Catholic church and saw hand sanitizer dispensers repurposed for holy water.

My kitty has a brain tumor that causes her left eye to be huge

My sake is packaged in a juice box with a straw

Article my grandfather saved from when Americans first learned about concentration camps

In spain, some tobaccos come with a mini bottle of olive oil

I went to the South Pole

Found a stash of Extra gum from 1987 while cleaning out my wife's inlaw's room at her retirement home.

The way someone covered the gap by the door in this public toilet