My cat looks like a lemur.

The screen of my TV melted by being under the sun

This 40-year calendar is wrong

I was gifted a Whole Metre of spaghetti for Christmas

This item is Cotton if you speak Spanish and Polyester if you speak English

My nephew's toy-soldiers have ISIS flags

Finally finished the entire bottle of whole nutmeg after 15+ years

Different sizes for different continents

Opened a beer can to reveal a perpendicular second lid to my beer can

I tried to print fake money for a Christmas prank and my printer wouldn't let me

5am wrapping job on homebuilt Barbie house

My friend built this Christmas tree out of books.

My company provided “catered” Christmas meal.

My grandfather gave me the electric clippers his father used on him in the 50s

My SO and I each gifted each other the same book, that neither of us had read before, completely on a whim.

I spent 32 minutes outside on Christmas today making this snow cat.

My gray spoon turned green

An insect got stuck between the printer and the fabric.

The ingredients in “children’s” Vicks Vapo Rub are no different than the regular stuff

2001 Harry Potter Blanket after 23 years of use....and its "like new" replacement from eBay