I scratched the world map onto a banana

Found, batteries with free 16GB memory card in the clearance section.

My shirt is made of “fabric remnants of unknown origin”

The shadow of my chimney looks like the grim reaper is on my roof

This police warning sign inside a Chinese karaoke bar

Soaked a shower head in white vinegar for months, the vinegar turned sparkly and blue

This sign is upside down

The flag in my shop only has 48 stars

Toilet paper at the airport has a runway on it

My grandfather’s urn has discoloured and turned green from my grandmother kissing it every day since he passed.

Soot only stuck to half of the laundry detergent bottle after our house fire

Icicles on this cat statue look like fur

Checked my Carbon Monoxide Detector and it had candy instead of a battery.

My girlfriend's dad folded a 2 dollar bill into a shirt and gave it to me

Found a canonically accurate orange today

Ice thawing on a discarded ad. Printed portions thawing at a faster rate, creating windows.

My copy of Little Women is 112 years old this year.

I finished a tub of Vaseline

My milk is turning 4 years old today!

A little house for ducks in a small marina in Galaxidi Greece