Bought an old house, found this “piece of wood” hidden in the insulation

It got so hot today that my balcony glass exploded.

Today, instead of inspirational, my tea lid quote is kinda mean..

snow outside my dorm looked like a blanket

my girlfriend’s new meds are spherical

ReStore recycles shopping carts, too

Giant grapes

My dog and I have almost the same natural colour hair/fur

Looks like my 12 pack of Dr pepper was the transition from one design to the other

This chunk of brick the ocean made smooth

This growth surviving sub-zero temperatures because of an exhaust fan

Reduced calorie hot chocolate just had less hot chocolate.

Air Force Academy chips shaped like Stealth Bombers

Wooden penis found in the insulation of my 19th century home (detailed)

This rural gas station strip mall store only sells piñatas

The pattern on the dish towels is profanity

Stingray tail, extracted from patient after accident, NZ

I found a couple of hummingbird feathers near one of my feeders. Quarter for reference.

Thrift store had a total of 41 copies of Battlefield Earth on their shelves

The centrefold of my book is glowing blue