Only 2 out of 3 bottles of apple juice froze on my porch.

Receipt labels lactose-free milk as ‘Hipster milk’ in a Norwegian cafeteria.

When you light grape tootsie pop wrappers on fire, they are green

Deformed mannequin dumped at the side of a country road in the UK

These scratches on the corner of an elevator at a VA hospital. Nurse said someone was entrapped overnight.

The floor on my camera at the Mercedes Benz museum showed up multi-coloured (it was not)

Both glasses are a pint

Walmart “Blueberries” from Blueberry Pancake Mix

The hood of this car appears damaged when viewed through polarizing sunglasses

This camera has a teabag hanging off it

These Sharpies all have the same colour of purple lid.

Stacked muffin containers blur your vision

My apple looks like it's doing crunches

31¢ chicken breast

The "Crashed Zero" I gave to my buddy for his fish tank looks more realistic the longer it's submerged

Found in a box of stuff from high school. World's nuclear weapon capacity.

These dogs sleeping on the road

My younger brother's science class has an AI generated image on the wall

Found an algebra textbook from 1917 at my mum’s house and it’s full of poems about hating algebra

My wife’s cat magnets have buttholes