Just a man & his cockatoo enjoying breakfast at McDonald’s O’ahu, Hawaii

how much Krispy Kreme throws out

After my 5th time falling down the stairs, my wife put this up on the chalkboard.

Mini Horse @ IN-N-OUT Drivethru.

I did a Windows update and my touch pad literally lit up, it was apparently a screen all along

I bit into a banana with a Nigrospora fungal infection.

This restaurant has an old toilet displayed underneath the new toilet

An unopened 41 year old bottle of Coke

One of my Bugles was entirely black.

Going on year four of this pumpkin that won’t rot.

Yesterday I saw a pigeon wearing an onion ring as a necklace

My in-laws have a tortoise that wears nappies and absolutely loves neck rubs

Starbucks started using glasses instead of disposable plastic cups.

This fuel line at the gas station is expired

My grandpa accidentally threw a rock trough the window and it broke in an almost perfect circle

This piece of ginger looks like a lobster

My dog decided to hide from the cows we ran into

Need to be un pregnant sticker found at my job.

This banana the size of my forearm

Old cookie tin that’s been passed down from all the women in my family since my great great grandmother (we all sew)