Piece of lint shaped like a mouse!

Lord of the rings poster in my school that was made before the movies

The quarter in my freezer protected one spot of ice from sublimation.

Someone took all the chocolate chips out of the double chocolate chip cookie we sell at my work

This sign is mirrored so truckers can read it whilst backing in.

Poured olive oil into pan and it formed an almost perfect square

Pinched my skin while setting up folding tables, it created a perfect heart (no blood)

This candle that couldn't take the heat of the sun through the glass

Banana is still perfectly yellow under the Chiquita sticker

This one armed stool at a funeral home.

This vanity license plate.

I borrowed a stapler from a clinician I didn’t know and both her stapler and staples were pink

The collar of my t-shirt has worn down more at the front where beard hair is.

I found a Mother Chip in my bag of chocolate chips

Made my return label in comic sans

This cake fits perfectly into the shelf rails in my mini fridge

I went to my storage to get my old toys and I found this balloon that that’s been sitting in there since 2019 and it’s still inflated

I'm on the same meds as my cat lol

This screw I took out of the box is missing its slit.

Pigon built its nest on anti-pigeon spikes.