My plate has a bruise where it's chipped

The wet floor signs in this café are shaped like banana peels.

This German school has a slide that kids can use to get to the playground

They send my insurance a 70k charge every month for the mix in this bag

I set up a game of Solitaire, and every starting card was red (about a 0.5% chance)

Replaced my old boots with the same model, 7 years later.

Quebec Maple Coke

A relative of mine found some of their old floppy disks, one of which is an intact copy of Wolfenstein

Same model of Blender, 30 years apart

I received a prepaid visa card with the exact amount of dollars engraved

I squeezed my hand cream, and out came a tiny cat

A rubber band fell on the floor and formed the shape of a G- clef

My girlfriend is training to be an orthopedic tech and wanted to practice her leg casts on me

My motorcycle jacket has a tiny Saint Christopher built in

Must be an inside joke... Found on a bench out in the woods.

This chips bag has a second tear point for when you’re getting closer to the bottom

There is a cat buried in our local cemetery

A year worth of cat whiskers that I have found on my floors/couch/surfaces from my gang of 3

Sometimes I buff my guitar calluses so they’re shiny

This fork they gave me for my cheesecake.