My Canadian $100 bill was signed by the Prime Minister

Someone stuck a trombone on top of a utility pole at our abandoned Burger King

Somebody marked the button that mutes the audio at the gas pump and it worked!

This business can list 2 phone numbers - they are the same number.

Salt pyramid in my Maldon sea salt

HMart preemptively assuring customers "Do not worry it is not a gas leak"

My dog always has her tongue out

The restroom signs at the M&M’s store.

A corner toilet.

My kids swing hooks after four years of use

Poseidon returned his rental bike in London

My measuring spoon is plastic so the static made my onion powder spiky

This is an endoscopy pill camera you swallow to record your intestinal tract

Penny was caught between the agitator in my washer.

Someone adorned a cactus with a bra.

One Oddly Shaped Advil In A Bottle of 100

Bought a car yesterday. The keys came with this little meat cleaver

The way we found the tv at work today....the screen just slid down I guess.

Eggs from a farm nearby

An “Exercise Block” that i found at my grandmas house