Brother lives in Ted Bundy's house.

A couple years ago, I found a half of a broken rock and decided to keep it. Today I found the other half

I have a single eyelash which is more than twice as long as all the others.

All my coke cans have Sis on them

My town put up a work zone speed limit sign thats faster than that roads speed limit

5 years of sun damage on our couch from sitting against a window

A-Z aesthetic Car

Finnish integrated dish-drying rack above the sink

My dog is going gray at 2 years old

One of the rower machines in my gym looks like it’s growing algae

A manga artist(mangaka) drew these on paper napkins and left the restaurant I was at

Found a rodent’s stash of candy hidden behind a hay bale in the barn attached to my work. The candy was almost all still wrapped and uneaten.

Bro brought his parrot to the Seattle public library

Saw a guy with a Bird in a Backpack.

Homer Simpson Chia Pet - Day 7

We always take carrots to this donkey on walks. He now walks over every time and expects carrots.

My grey hairs don't curl

Jacket Hotel at Oslo Airport for people travelling to warmer countries.

This restaurant has the name “Thai food near me”

This hotel has a Polaroid guestbook, but just for the dogs.