These fancy porcelain plates are designed to look like paper plates

My parents’ microwave that has been working for 26 years straight and without issue

8 years old sandals: left sole worn out, right intact

Unexpired cottage cheese turned blue

Caution: Falling Cows next 4mi (real sign near Tehachapi, CA)

Sheepdog before and after a lil haircut

My eyes at 29 after 6 surgeries. 1 in the left eye, 5 in the right.

This phone stand comes with a bio of its architect, who appears to have a fake beard

my bin and my neighbour’s are somehow equidistant from the street lights, so their shadows combined to form one perfect Shadow Bin in the middle

I found an old camera in my attic, the only picture on it is what appears to be a weird corn demon

I'm 34 but my hands look 104

Found an old protein bar from a discontinued brand in an old travel backpack this morning. The expiration date is today

This watch has a metronome function

My yellow onion is actually a red onion in disguise

This hotel has a very polite way of saying they will overcharge customers for items they may steal from their rooms.

McRib shower gel from Germany

Whenever a low pressure system leaves and a high pressure system moves in, my deodorant gel acts as a barometer.

Sun shining thru a hanging prism hits the faucet stream

Cellular tower hidden inside church steeple

This shopping bag that my mum uses regularly is over 25 years old.