Water bottle’s picture says it’s for “illustrative purposes only”

This magnet that came with our whiteboard planner has no context and seems to have a typo

Saw a white peacock while out delivering today

Tech Company sends girl scout cookies every time we make an order

This truck with a terrible slogan

My yard has a butt shaped rock in it. Something is growing in the crack.

Bracelets sold in a night market at Chiang Mai, Thailand

My parents’ marriage license was not recorded correctly. They’ve been married for almost 60 years.

This older gentleman still using a cassette walkman

Even though all the hair on my body is black, my moustache and beard are red.

Contractors found these in our floor during a renovation.

I found a perfect duck tomato

Ants love my outlet for some reason

A miniature Barbie spray bottle with a secret message.

A 49 Year Old Overdue Book Was Returned To My University Library Today!

This charging station at my library.

My heart medication looks like butts!!

This display at McDonald’s HQ in Chicago has the Russia “M” switched off

My scissors give congratulations

Shopping carts at a grocery store getting their wheels fixed.