My trunks for each day of the week have a little face describing the day

I just bought a new pair of Lego shoes

There was floss with this bag of jerky.

Finish public transport asks you to use perfume in moderation…

I’ve been on a new contraceptive pill for 8 months now and since then my hair has been growing straight.

This stop signs “stop” is off centered.

Jumping spider came out of Temu package

Found a baby turtle in a roll of sod today

This house has a urinal in the bathroom

Something is eating my lemons, but just the skins..

My local courthouse still has a fallout shelter sign.

Discovered this little guy on my arm, no idea how it got there

I lost my left kidney to cancer. My right kidney has grown massive to compensate.

Someone left their half eaten charcoal in a bathroom stall

Saw an all white peacock today.

Very large frozen french fry

My can of soup leaked in my cabinet and congealed itself shut

I took an elevator that serves two different addresses/buildings

I scraped some margarine for some toast this morning and it looks like a chameleon at rest

Chip bags at 7,000 ft elevation in Sequoia National Park.