My new laundry hamper came with this note inside

Black widow spider with heart and arrow markings

My cat scratched me and it looks like “-2”

This corn has more hair than me.

My watch was designed from the Swiss Railway clock

Both my battery-run clocks stopped ticking at same hour and minute

A popcorn kernel started growing into corn in the less active side of my sink

The pet store I work at has their own version of the Angel shot

My pillowcase has holes worn in only on the white dots

My local grocery store indicates which products are impacted by tariffs (Canada)

Respectful flag disposal

Pulled this out of my leg today after bumping it against the edge of a piece of plywood a week ago.

A "roadprinter" i spotted walking down the street. 'Printing' cobblestone

this push pin with the metal part inside the headpiece and a plastic pin

My face goes red only on the edge when i exercise

I got 7 cookies instead of 5

#5 formed by hair

A restaurant that serves both Coke and Pepsi from the fountain

I just found the 50 year guarantee for my broken Ginsu Knife from 1978

I did it. I used an entire tube of chapstick without losing it