Got a carrot that looks like a penis

My new tyres tell me they are all-seasons on the tread

Adult Pornography from over 100 years ago (on DVD)

the cleaning instructions for my LED light include to go “ha” for one breath

The light Italian dressing I got with my house salad from Olive Garden

The result of me acting on my idea to make a "ramen pizza"

Hit the Close Door button in an elevator and it fell off, showing no wiring and stuck on with double-stick tape.

This lotus biscoff ripoff

me & my daughter having our first ice cream cone at the same age

Driving through a neighbourhood behind an airplane

A mystery bag at Dairy Queen

The cashews on one of my cashew trees stay tiny compared to its sibling tree.

This is medical honey for wound care. It is very dark and semi-transparent.

The way the rainbow from my sun catcher reflects off my mug

Massive shackle

I had an almost straight banana today

This vintage ad reappeared after a building has been demolished

Snail with translucent shell, and visible vascular system underneath

The "slippery floor" warning signs at my school are shaped like banana peels

My cars navigation has a built in calculator