I made a perfectly toasted burrito

These caterpillars look like they have tiny penguins on them

This cable is cutting through the pole

My office med box has skin tone bandages

This coffee shop has a riddle you can solve to get a discount

Glowing PVC in my attic

I found a baby mouse skeleton in my closet!

I had an extra thumb removed on my right hand when I was born, so now the other thumb that was on that hand is slightly undeveloped and it looks like a toe

This tiny toad I found

This 90’s minivan

Hot Pockets no longer include the crisper sleeve as they've perfected their formula.

My small town has a group of grannies who yarn bombs the entire town a couple times a year.

This hotel requires men to wear swim briefs or square leg swimsuits in the pool. Boardshorts (and t-shirts or rash guards) are not allowed.

Bottle of soy sauce comes with a knitted keychain of it.

Trader Joe’s basil vs Walmart basil

Wendy’s Burgers at Kroger (OH)

My roomba keeps going over to the doorstop, and turns itself off by hitting the switch on the side.

Not one but two spider dust prints on table.

The sun lined up nicely with the traffic light as I pulled up

I got a case of Diet Coke from Costco and they’re all dudes.