Found out today that a phone flashlight can make a glass stovetop look like it's on

My ice cream cone came with an edible spoon.

The allotted time the gas station I work at gives for food

A small handful of 1st to 3rd century pocket change

Restaurant has underprivileged options and prices

Sunburned my bald head. Peeled off in big pieces.

Rental car company (redacted) upsell sheet accidentally handed to me by rep exiting the gate

my husband and i have been saving scoopie tokens for over 10 years…here are the changes

Double yolk toilet paper

Shop advertises as only having the second best ice cream melon pan

A car in a van on a truck

In the Netherlands, the ambulance gives you branded water

Inside the roof of my ~600 year old house (ignore the insulation)

My bra inserts come labeled LR so you can figure out how to put them back in.

Broken plate (no idea when or how, it just fell apart today)

My dad’s tomatoes grew in a gradient

Odd shrine to a dead mouse outside Walgreens.

Iranian ballistic missile intercepted above Israel

Dublin Zoo setting their priorities straight

This is my aunt's basement "floor"