Pet relief turf at JFK

My cactus grew a head and boobs over the last month

Choose your bottle wisely

Rare albino UPS truck

bought an eggplant with a nose today

Accidentally made hot dog bun bikini bottoms

Luggage tag returned to me after losing it over two years ago

My Cap’N Crunch Berries were separated

Found last week: tofu that had been stuck behind a panel light in my fridge for nearly 15 years

This sexy ginger

Radioactive enriched uranium casually spotted on the highway on the back of a truck

The restaurant I went to had this warning in the bathroom

Wife punctured a tyre with a tooth

I found an anti-tank RPG in my classroom

I found these crystals at the bottom of a bottle of maple syrup that sat in the back of my refrigerator for a few years

My local Walmart has "sensory-friendly" shopping hours.

Swollen legs from pregnancy before and after

$284,000 worth of post Stem Cell Transplant medicine for my husband.

My wife's shorts have holes worn through the pocket where she carries chapstick

The fire station near my place has a Koi pond