Costco sorting trash cans all go to the same bag.

Crystals hot sauce I found today had a foreign body in it.

Saw a rare pink grasshopper today

My margarine scrape looks like a lizard.

This door, sealed up with plastic and tape at a hospital

My grocery store gave me a free apple in a box

Nixon bumper sticker in 2025

My scoop of ice cream looks like a steamed bun

There is a man at kings cross train station (London) with a bird of prey, this morning

My bird does not like the purple pellets, and segregates them.

This rock that I found resembles a half-eaten biscuit.

I found a crab at the parking lot, but no ocean near my house.

My Padlock key only has a groove for one pin

Date engraved into ink pad after date stamp hadn't been used in 7 years

Pills for treatment of tuberculosis. 4 of them in the morning, and they make your urine red

The Washington DC DMV will give out sample license plates for completely free

Satisfying Symmetry in a Tin of Spaghetti Hoops

My grandma's local it-support guy who could be David Bowie's twin...

These chip bags from the same company think 1g Saturated Fat is either 45% or 5% of your daily value

My parents have a box of baking soda with a free Blockbuster coupon.