A sword stick my brother found

Layers of paint from a stage floor at my theatre that is being replaced after 57 years.

Mum’s cast iron griddle split in half while she was cooking

The lint that came from the lint trap after washing and drying bath and hand towels

Costco Paper Plate

I ordered a "no thanks" from McDonald's

I saw someone making a jetboil out of the window of their truck while stuck in traffic

A perfectly placed cockroach leg in my mini ice cube

Serving size is the entire carton

My antipsychotic next to my pillow

This restaurant gives kids a lump of pizza dough to play with while they wait for their food.

Mug started sweating dark liquid when it comes in contact with heat

I got this picture of the Prince of Wales hotel in a thunderstorm last night.

My dad got arrested for selling weed in India, 1979. He even kept a little note that says "Shiva here to buy d grass"

The rash I get when I touch seafood kinda looks like animal print

My dog eats his food from right to left.

My local cinema has a board that tells you which movies have a mid/end credit scene

My pupils aren't in the middle of my eyes. Been like this since birth.

The Oil to Service My Clock is $6,000 per litre

My senior dog's bald little tail is spontaneously regrowing fur and filling out again