McDonald's spelled its name wrong on its own receipt

This grocery store keeps the chocolate covered almonds in front of the pads

I was bored at the DMV so I made toilet paper roll kitties

Haribo gummy bear chain, was in the dark movie theater when I reached into my candy bag when something wrapped around my finger thought hmm, this is a long lumpy worm to my surprise I was blessed with a gummy bear chain

This religious hospital has a painting of Jesus helping a doctor read a medical book

My hotel key card is made out of wood

I caught my car hitting 123,456 miles today

Built a Tesla Coil from junk.

Feather pierced through a leaf

14 years of daily key fob use vs zero days of usage

One of my cans of Spam has a red misprint on a section of the label

An albino squirrel I saw on my walk this morning

My store-bought root beers were filled to varying degrees

A burger restaurant near me has a sign warning not to serve Plankton from Spongebob

One of my local gyms has different membership prices based on gender

This don’t do coke sign above a conveniently placed mirror to do coke in

A painting my dad did of luigi shooting the monopoly man

The first digit of each room represents the floor it's on. Except room 606 which is on the 5th floor

The soaps from the bed & breakfast where I’m staying

A drug free pledge from 1994 which I apparently refused to sign. I was in 2nd grade.