Looks like strawberries in my tomato

My Water World has Datura openly growing

Flight attendant gave me every snack

I have a beer from America’s Oldest Brewery and the World’s Oldest Brewery

Our mums are identical twins, making my cousin and I genetic siblings.

Did an MRI, got a cool profile photo as a bonus.

The inside of my kiwi is shaped like a bat

I lost 140 lbs (again)

Chicago has enough of a Polish population that there's a trilingual sign in the Daley Center

Left the white cover on my couch and it rained, now it looks like a murder scene

Someone set up a Ritual Circle on the side of the lake this morning

This standalone parking spot at the grocery store

Found a Clearasil Daily Face Wash from 1997 in my mother's cabinet.

This mountain peak has a free beer station (donation-based)

My side order of asparagus from my work cafeteria. I anticipated maybe 5 but received around 25. It was just so much asparagus.

I finished a chapstick before losing it

Found a box of Jello from the late 60s tucked in a corner of a closet in the house we recently moved into

1982 Disneyland day pass. Child pass was $10.50

This Japanese tap has the on/off switch right under where the water comes out

My Milky Way came without a vein