This screwdriver is so old, the advertised phone number only has 5 digits.

Someone at my work is stealing vanilla extract to drink in the restrooms

I found a cast iron skillet in my bushes that wasn’t there yesterday

I have a hickey looking birthmark in an unfortunate place

I grew an heirloom tomato that looks like a booty.

An elevator factory.

This candy wrapper indicating that the colour orange is a registered trademark

This ice looks like a mug

My doctor's office waiting room has 6 different types of chairs

Today I received a package with 259 stamps on it

The sunlight made my Tide bottle look radioactive

AT&T bill doesn’t cover postage

My ENT has a shadow box of items removed from patients in the waiting room.

I have a magnet that vets use on livestock animals. After ingesting, it stays on their stomach until they die and it prevents needles, nails etc. from injuring the stomach wall.

This toilet fills the toilet tank after you flush with the water you wash your hands with.

5 houses in a row with 5 different garbage companies in my neighborhood.

Brought this tiger moth inside to warm up after a sudden temperature drop. On the way back outside to a sunny spot it secreted a defensive substance onto my hand, through reflexive bleeding, that started to cause a stinging pain which has persisted for the last half hour after washing it off.

There’s a frog living inside a frog

New sign at work

A 2,000-year-old Roman bathhouse in Algeria is still in use today.