Cut down this plant a month ago. One branch now leaks green slime and the other orange

Got the perfect shot of my wife's artificial lens from her cataract sugery

My work started selling “MAGA Water”

Hotel room had a "no lemons" sticker inside the minifridge.

Real-life Heat Map of My Husband’s Mouse Patterns Over 15 Years

Coworker's dog got attacked. Has his own silhouette on his ear now

My cat has another cats claw stuck in his ear.

7-11 has discounted products more than 100%

This light reflection off a detergent bottle makes a nice saturn

Flashlight shining through small hole projects image of filament onto ceiling.

The difference between fatty tuna and lean tuna meat from different parts of the same fish.

The commander of the GSG9 gifted me a challenge coin.

This building doesn't allow helium balloons

Power cut while baking bread

McDonald’s flag at half-mast today

This microwave doesn't let you input numbers

A buzzard landed on this runestone

Some Norwegian gummies have boobs

Found an OG blue Walmart bag while cleaning out.

This book was originally 272 dollars