Uber has 51 million ABC Liquor points this year

The algae in my sea monkey tank is growing like a tree

This shard of glass embedded into a USB cable after my glass table exploded

I have a basil plant growing in my drain

Salmon flake on my hob looks like a bird

It's Spring and my cat is shedding a ridiculous amount of undercoat

Shadow of leafs on my roof

Kids left the drawing tablet on the floor and the smart vac ran it over several times

Got a dime instead of a 5p coin in change!

Restroom signs in Nationalmuseet in Oslo.

My mug blatantly lied about what it is

My apple had a pattern inside when I cut it

a NASA Snoopy pin I found at an estate sale

Round ended keys can be used to get trolleys when you forget a pound coin

My apple has a self portrait

This “Mexican” cola has an intentionally crooked nutrition facts to mimic a sticker on real imported food

The switches on the socket in a hospital are at the far ends to prevent you switching off the wrong one by accident.

Some nice old lady gave me this note on the bus today

Fish at the grocery store had one of those isopod tongue parasites

Faded Menards logo looks like Arabic