My permanent porch skeleton’s Halloween décor casts a perfectly spooky little spider shadow during the daytime.

This potato vaguely looks like a rubber ducky

The G in this new bath mat is upside-down

Super shit spices at my local car wash

My cat colours match the cat tree

This person had very dry shoes

The bath tub in my Tokyo hotel room doesn't have caulk.

I wiped my headphones with a wet wipe, and that logo appeared.

My grandmother's 1974 grocery order receipt living in rural Alaska

shrimp that looks like a seahorse

Self portrait of Ducreux that is not a meme

This ‘Naga Chill-i’ sauce doesn’t contain naga chillies. But does contain ketchup, salad cream and mint sauce.

The old shower handles in my company's gym have water temperature displays

Spirit Halloween sells tariff costumes

This truck has sharks with lasers on its head

The beach near me has whitish foam all over!

Years and years of stacked pine leaves

These sausage rolls have the word "pork" written on the edges

Our university has a coat rack to hang the dissertation of upcoming PhD defenses.

1969 yearbook in upstate NY has a giant Hitler quote