Self portrait of Ducreux that is not a meme

This ‘Naga Chill-i’ sauce doesn’t contain naga chillies. But does contain ketchup, salad cream and mint sauce.

The old shower handles in my company's gym have water temperature displays

Spirit Halloween sells tariff costumes

This truck has sharks with lasers on its head

The beach near me has whitish foam all over!

Years and years of stacked pine leaves

These sausage rolls have the word "pork" written on the edges

Our university has a coat rack to hang the dissertation of upcoming PhD defenses.

1969 yearbook in upstate NY has a giant Hitler quote

This metal guardrail has been scraped so many times that it now looks like old wood.

Found a 12” fish in the middle of my backyard. It’s frozen solid.

My kitchen faucet has a light for when you fill your water at night

Got a weird Goldfish cracker

My father's phone case left a permanent impression of its pattern on the back of his phone.

I grew the Chili’s logo pepper

All my mozzarella sticks were empty

My index finger is longer than my middle fingers on both hands

This label inside a kid’s rain jacket.

This glowing beer