Very specific warning against clamshells on my university microwave

Somebody is building a Lego set in the seats next to me on a flight

Jelly Belly sells their rejects, they call them Belly Flops

This old gold crayon has turned green

This chess set teaches you how the pieces move

A solar panel on my roof was hit by a stray bullet.

This flat head screwdriver should not exceed 13,300 RPM

I bought 5lbs of "grandparents candy" mix

These geometric mazelike patterns appearing on an inverted nipple sticker

My grandpa found war ration books in my great grandmas house

We had an ice storm in Northern Sweden last night and now everything is crunchy and beautiful.

I made Clippy

Only one drink in my drink fridge froze overnight and exploded.

Car left for 6+ mos in long term airport parking garage

I asked for extra tzatziki with my order. I was given a year's supply.

The way the water perfectly wet a single brick after I turned the water off and put the hose down

My breakfast sandwich looks like a pair of lips

Sweater that’s also a backpack I saw today.

my thumb's a lil weird

I skinned my knee the other day and it looks like a volcano.