This pattern came up on my glass of wine

Fell asleep on my hand

My wife’s “I’m still using it” pile

This lady at a care home I visited has a Ferrari emblem on her walking aid.

This grocery store lot in my town has a lot of stop signs

Cereal Ice Cream

I found my sister's mixtape circa 1996

How to use a toalet brush at my workplace

This red-tailed hawk watching Atlanta traffic

This gelato place in Italy has a sign that says “fuck off”

A local gang of geese have adopted an escaped domesticated duck

This east facing stop sign in my town has been bleached white by the sun

My typewriter has no “1” key. Instead you use a lowercase “L”.

Came home from vacation to a broken scale…but no one was in the house while I was gone.

Mildly dystopian chili exceeds government requirements.

Inequality socks from a swag bag

My pomade got dehydrated and shrunk

This multi-coloured bird nest made of trash I found ages ago.

Accidently painted my room Erbauer blue

Pink Barbie car