Someone left a dildo behind the local ATM this morning.

Carrot with a twist

My dog's poop on the stairs looks like a face.

New dog has a question mark in her fur

All the knives at our table had 285 engraved in, them except one.

Found a mega chip at the Mexican restaurant

(Oc) winter in Wisconsin

My five year journal has a November 31

New Years 2000 banner on film from a disposable camera

Hair Clips from Dollar Tree came with age restrictions

“Optional” tip (Tip Jar) already added to the bill

My new Old Spice Deodorant has a relief image of a ship.

(reposting because title) found on a walk in downtown Albuquerque, two plaques seemingly detailing the start and end of a relationship. the date says february 9th, 2021

Chameleon Cat

Someone seems to eat tomatoes in the urinal at my place of work

Noticed the fire alarms at my work have different shapes in the clear light part.

Currently renovating our dream home and discovered that at some point an electrical fire had started in the wall and suffocated before it could spread. The wires were still alive

Left my window open and this Raven went looking for trinkets

The moisture on the building panels looks like a depressing comic strip

I found a backward milk at Walmart