I cut my finger with a kitchen knife as a kid, and it’s grown like this ever since

Tree strapped down for Christmas

Im literally the only person using a phone at this metal gig

My Uber driver had Post-its all over his dash with nothing written on them.

The state of the produce department this morning

Elbow dislocation after 8 days

This is the unbelievably realistic play money that was included in my two-year-old's play purse that her uncle got her, on Amazon, as a Christmas gift.

My mum found Mein Kampf's first full French translation from 1934

Boneless bananas

My nephew made a Babybel cheese wax sculpture at Thanksgiving

I am prescribed opium.

Crow on a Crow sign

A guy in this painting that I saw looks like Pedro Pascal

My neighbour's letter was missent to Korea. I live in Mallorca, Spain.

My wisdom teeth that got removed today (left one was fully out and regularly brushed, right one was mostly still covered by gums)

This massive ice cream cone I got from McDonald’s

The bathroom at my university has two toilets side by side

Excel gum pack with a purposefully "empty" slot

I just found an egg, in an egg.

Weird ring around the moon. Visible to the naked eye.