My parents have to reupholster their new furniture because all they can see is Bin Laden and a Monkey

Yankee Candle security tag/wick lock…Merry Christmas.

This oddly specific carwash “not responsible for” sign

My kids built a snowman 7 days ago and it has slowly been tipping over.

The banana I was eating had a super long seed thingy.

This airport McDonalds sell items at regular prices

One of the entries for a gingerbread house competition was the Watergate building.

The bottle of vodka I bought has a built in light.

A car turned around in my driveway and left me some nice art.

Cockatoo with a really bad beak disease

My coworker found a can of crushed pineapple.

My car after a freeze in Washington state last night

The free "angel" ornament I received at the local Christmas market

Despite these lights being burnt out, the sign is still accurate

This tiny grass patch thriving on top of a pop up sprinkler

This plant died outside… except the branch that broke into my garage

My freezer randomly made some pacman ice

My Family’s crock pot from 1974 that’s still works perfectly.

My fortune cookie only gave advice. No fortune telling.

There was no sign for the women’s restroom at this JC Penney’s, so someone just drew this on the doorframe.