Found this newspaper from 2000 in an old box of stuff.

Downtown Holland, MI snowmelt system at work the morning after a big storm - several inches on the table, none on the ground.

The way this gas can is shedding its outer skin

Induction coils layout visible when reducing a sauce

Pumpkins I left outside. Thought they would rot but bugs and stuff have eaten them, only left over crispy pumpkin skin.

Found a 4 leaf clover today

my thumb is so cracked my fingerprint scanner does not work

My cousin's contact lenses ball.

uhm, a tree looking like a godzilla.

My work mouse casts a sad face.

You can fax an order to Chipotle

My dorm’s laundry room has a (somewhat) hidden built-in ironing board. Includes instructions on how to get things like airplane glue, cod liver oil out of fabric.

My wife's cat whisker collection

My old Babybel wax cheese ball before I had to throw it away.

The steam vent on my pot lid doubles as a thermometer holder.

Fake ID someone tried to use at our dispensary

Airflow pattern around mirror

My wife’s notes for school.

I found a pearl in my dinner last night (it was a chocolate clam)

In an effort to appeal to youth, my local 7/11 has started selling "meme cookies"