cut into an onion and it was half red half white

my new glass of crispy chilli oil has 30g less content

Local Lowe’s has 3 different brands of water fountains

My mayonnaise expiration date says the word mayo in it

This claw machine where you can win cans of soup

My local Chinese restaurant is giving out Wall Scrolls for the holidays

Came across this Volvo C304

Christmas lights on my roof reflecting through icicles

A Christmas tree at my local medical clinic made from shingles vaccine vials. The nurse who made it called it her "herpes tree".

This guy got his full sized suitcase through security to the gate and was trying to carry it on

This book I got from my kid’s doctor visit seems to imply that I might get a few more new bodies in the future

My lemonade looks like dish soap

This hair clip has a place to put your blood type

My coffee spill looks like the Americas

Found weird slug creature in a can of butter beans

This ridiculously large sandwich i found today at the grocery store for 7$

My hotel has real apples to take at every floor

The construction crane in my town has a christmas tree on it

The creosote pattern on my wood fireplace.

my car just reached 222222 miles