French translation for animal sounds on kids' toy

A Christmas tree on a boat in the Netherlands

The most expensive Christmas tree ornament: my dad’s pacemaker.

The size difference in my chickens’ eggs

This wood grain

Owl flew into the door

These two squirrels in almost the same exact pose

This obelisk shaped tree

I visited the WW2 Memorial at DC and noticed on one bronze panel that patina on the dog's head was worn away from constantly being pet over the decades.

The same guy on a men's vs women's magazine, same month.

my hairstylist has a hair dryer that’s shaped like a revolver

I accidentally left a pack of seltzer in the car in freezing temperatures. Of the 3 cans that exploded, each did so with a unique failure scenario.

The way the cabinet in my parents' bathroom yellowed with age except for the drawer

Dad’s (now my) collection of microphone cozies

Aussie pyrex still uses borosilicate glass and not soda lime

This stain on my shirt that looks like a snail.

My new lamp came with gloves to unwrap it

My fresh-out-the-package sponge is missing a chunk

I went to wash some clothes for my sister and she had a chicken nugget in one of her pockets.

The calorie count on my popcorn is weirdly precise.