My campfire in the snow looks like a distant galaxy

The female sign in my local restaurant is just a male sign with skirt drawn on with a marker

The corkscrew on my cork looks like E.T.

Bald Eagle Chilling on the Ground with Its Breakfast

A half and half chip

Braces ligature ties over time

Ice pillar on my ice cube

I only lose the right earbud (one in case, two in ear)

The Front Window of the Bus I'm On Has a Crack In It

The back of the Great Sphinx

Daughter added a “prime” packet to her water bottle and left it over night and it dyed the straw neon green.

My bic lighter has a picture of a bic lighter on it.

Ozempic christmas ornament sold at the store I work at.

This resort has a step ladder for children to ask receptionists questions at eye-level.

Christmas lights in Sunderland, UK, featuring US President George Washington

This Starbucks has automatic doors on the corner of the building

Pierogi package lists 12 pierogies, but there were actually 14

Local chinese delivery has Johnny Bravo on it

Vet had vaccine vials for Christmas lights