My End Table Instructions Advise Against The Use Of A MAC-10 For Assembly

my niece (5.75F) colored Ariel and assumed she was wearing a top

Sertraline made my pupils two different sizes

Found a honey Bee in my Driscoll’s black berry container

This peanut has an arrow imprinted in it

The NOAA sent me $2 in the mail

The Soften/Melt Options on our Microwave

My pupils were 2 different sizes when I woke up today...

This Walmart employee presumably died so they posted a photo of him on an easel at the entrance to greet customers.

Chinese takeout orders ready for New Year’s

My friend's hand (top) and my hand (bottom) after swimming for about 45 minutes

I looked outside one evening and it was insanely blue

The Printer ink must have run out of yellow for these Honey Bunches boxes I found in the store

Max fill line on new laundry detergent bottle is 33% higher, the rest are barely changed

Smallest loaf of Sourdough I’ve made yet!

The heavy cream from my White Russian flask coagulated because I shook it too much on the freezing weather

This set of crayons are all labeled "Red 1" regardless of the color

Old vs new year lemon pigs

The cheeto puffs at the bottom of my bag were all tiny

There’s no one on this float at the Rose Parade