Patronizing phrasing on a bag of popcorn

Cottage cheese with a missing lid has the date printed directly on the cheese

Family member has one extra long white eyelash that needs regular trimming.

Home Depot employee packaged a hot water heater and hand truck together for pickup

Heart shape potato

My heart shaped 4mm kidney stone (OC)

Our papaya looks like it has horns

My puzzle came with duplicates

This package of pasta

I saw a Dodge Pickup with a EU plate in the Central California

Wooden ceiling has a duck in it

A receipt I voided mid transaction glitched out when printing the ebt balance

A ring got stuck and it’s cracking the screen on my ring thingy

Apple with extra hole

Tillamook shorted me a cheese by giving me a sealed rectangle of air in my 10 pack

Found my semi colon tattoo on a poster about workplace anxiety

this spider that got pompeii'd in my fireplace accidentally

my entire fabric/leather adhesive bottle dried up

This cup from the Strasbourg Christmas market features towers from Sagrada Familia in the place of Strasbourg Cathedral’s own tower

I got an unthreaded screw with my box of toggle bolts.