This bag of ice is labeled as fun size

smallest one I've ever seen (snail)

I cut open my pineapple and it had SO MANY SEEDS

I got two fortune cookies in one package~

Sonic cattle drive-in

I got an unpointed toothpick

Two mints, one package

green traffic cone

What a semester's worth of AP Calculus worksheets looks like

I picked a clementine that looks like a vagina

My local grocery store sells Oreos by the sleeve.

This restaurant has a full menu for your dogs

My lavalamp kinda looks like a stripper

Heart shaped bruise from delivery of my baby

Found the first computer mouse that my father owned

My sweet potato appears to be fowl

Littlest snail friend while raspberry picking

‘Adults must be accompanied by children’ on a sign at a park

Bought a new circle jig for my router. The base looks like the Millennium Falcon.

My chocolate bar uses punch holes to indicate expiration date instead of printing the date on the envelope