My Uncrustable has crust

Found a beaver lodge in the retention pond outside of my office

Found a knot in my pencil while sharpening

Found this old Disney ticket book from 81.

There are always flies outside our office window. We are on the 20th floor.

Wall mounted washing machine

Filled a new aquarium up with a gallon jug and it marked every time I put 1 gallon in it.

These instructions from peel and stick shelf liner are very inspiring

The way the final bits of my incense landed after burning

All the yolks are a different colour.

Found my standardised test scores from the 7th grade.

My Dog’s Bowl was supposed to say Worlds Best Dog but the best washed off

There’s a mid 80s Rolls Royce parked in my middle income neighborhood.

The lid of a carton of milk is accidentally attached to side rather than to the top.

I found frozen fish thrown into a pond for some reason, and then the pond froze over

This chocolate contains zero chocolate

Pocket knives can be bought at the airport and taken on the plane in Germany

I boiled carrots last night for dinner. The water turned green overnight.

This beach has a shark bite kit

This keyboard has 'PANIC' keys.