Perfect snowflakes landed on my dog’s head

My conversation with a deaf defendant in traffic court today

Cool restaurant I went to!

My ice cream has a very unimpressed snowman in it

My mum brought home the mast of a replica viking ship that she rowed to Norway

My town puts covers over fire hydrants to facilitate snow clearing

My Lucky Charms cereal marshmallow ratio is favorable

Even with the 14 inches of snow coming tomorrow, people would rather have no water than drink Dasani

A Functional Power Line Suspended By A Boom Truck

My wife leaves one cat bowl empty for her cat that died a month ago.

(content warning) Seagull accidentally chomped on my thumb while stealing my pizza slice 2.5 years ago and a beak-shaped scar is still visible

Fiance shows me wooden swords and such he made in 2 weeks at 17

My friend lost her phone