My dad's dog found a cow horn when she went outside.

I found a nugget in my bag of Cheetos

There was a cat at my local Home Depot

My fresh-out-the-dryer towel melted the rack

Walked by this opened and abandoned "I got castrated" ribbon in my apartment's mail room.

This hauling situation I saw at the gas station

Sometimes, when my allergies are bugging me, just the scales on my koi tattoo puff up

The box in my garage for storage.