Apparently gorillas go to the dentist too.

I Can Turn My Thumb All The Way Around

Goldfish processing error made it into the box

Horrible taxidermy at my university’s museum

You can see the sunrise reflected in my eye which is surrounded by ice. Northern Sweden this morning, -35c.

Aldi products have much larger UPC to make scanning faster/easier

The difference in size between blueberries from our garden (right) vs the supermarket (left)

Subaru Forester S**tbox edition

This unusually specific safety poster found at a factory in Chennai, India

World’ biggest grasshopper dropping in on office hours.

My apple has the outline of an apple on it

My lightbulbs came with a dice

The card reader at the gas station this morning

The sexual tension between my toothbrush and toothpaste.

A tenant of an apartment complex in my city had a running gag of hanging nicholas cage portraits on their balcony, so the complex paid for this mural.

This restaurant charged me an “Inflation Adjustment Fee”

This Wendy’s has a handwashing sink outside of the restrooms so people only washing their hands don’t have to take a restroom (the restrooms also have sinks)

My cat left a fingernail in me