Duck shit tea

single-digit license plate

My girlfriend’s house came with a pencil sharpener in the pantry..

A restroom I just used has this fancy interface for leaving feedback

The tiger’s forehead on this portrait at my work says “Fart”

I went outside in my driveway to footprints in the snow. No idea whose

This European restroom has tubas as it's urinal

Goodwill arranges children’s books by colour of the cover.

Old photo I boosted the brightness on had a coyote very close

Ordered pizza from DoorDash, got delivered McDonald’s from UberEats

My bowl burned a perfect Yin Yang

Found this cool rock on the beach.

Found a potato shaped just like a thingy

The same shoe new and after 2 years of daily wear

I got an x ray on my ribs and discovered there's a BB lodged in my stomach. I'm guessing it's about 25 years old.

This machine at my work is so old they had to make it Y2K ready

My fiance was shooting his arrows and pierced a blade of grass

This is how coconut palms grow

The height difference in 2 year old vs new boots

Ice cream tub says how long you should wait to eat it