I shot a perfect Windows XP background

Guy with a giant carrot on my train this morning.

Tattoo machine I had made from metal that was in my leg, from getting hit by a lady texting and driving.

Crazy crooked palm tree in Hawaii

Our airplane gave us these tiny juice boxes

My tea has four/five different levels of brewing

The garbage in this person's car.

Everything in 1/4 cup of lentils that wasn't lentils

Vending machine in a Chicago bar

Stumbled across a pixelated low-res shadow IRL

Ice cream shop sign makes me mildly uncomfortable

My job sent me a $0 paycheck as my “bonus”

My bread hasn't molded in 3 months

My fiancee's socks all get a hole in the same place

My dog's XL eyelashes

The menus in the Mexican restaurant are backlit.

My coffee has layers

This mental health billboard featured Final Fantasy characters

We ordered 6 bananas from Amazon Fresh and got 60 instead of

Dutch tax authority comes to town centres to help people fill in their tax forms, with free coffee!