My job sent me a $0 paycheck as my “bonus”

My bread hasn't molded in 3 months

My fiancee's socks all get a hole in the same place

My dog's XL eyelashes

The menus in the Mexican restaurant are backlit.

My coffee has layers

This mental health billboard featured Final Fantasy characters

We ordered 6 bananas from Amazon Fresh and got 60 instead of

Dutch tax authority comes to town centres to help people fill in their tax forms, with free coffee!

Mom added cat paw ice cube to orange juice

I collected all the sticks from the popsicles I ate in one year

I recorded the sound of my dogs teeth for TV today.

[oc] He's the same colour as cardboard

Friend was given a 4qt cambro as a water cup

I left an iced black coffee in the fridge overnight and this pattern formed on the surface

All my left shoes have worn out more than my right ones due to an unbalanced gait that developed after I sprained my right ankle 15 years ago

My daughter bedazzled an Oreo.

Woke up with a tiny number 10 written on my finger

A memorial plaque of a water fountain at my High School

Snake at the zoo has a fentanyl patch