Found food under the stairs

Tag on my jacket has a Ukrainian-language description substituted for the Russian one

The tilt of my bread matches the tilt of my cheese.

This USB-C cable is thicker than the phone it’s charging

Candidate for my town local election forgot to change the placeholder in her leaflet and left "Town Name" in the slogan

I’ve recently made the discovery that potato chips glow under a black light.

You can see my dad's decline into dementia in these sketches of sailing ships over the last few months.

got into a bubble bath that was too hot and my fingernails made a gradient

Ace Ventura’s “butt birth” rhino is up for auction

Someone scribbled on the changing station.

My post office currently has Bruce Lee stamps

The orange I cut open looks very strange