This half-ounce Doritos bag from vending machine.

My friend’s water bottle matched my jacket perfectly

The number of credit cards left at my workplace in the last few months.

bird flew into my room through my window

The three stitches on my finger look like a bug, and on at least two occasions I flailed my hand around trying to get the bug off.

1960s Penny vs 2022 Penny in my fire pit.

Playground equipment with cellphone holders.

Hotel housekeeper leaves a new pair of slippers each time she cleans the room.

Peach juice.. made with 100% pear juice.

Today I stopped by the Original West Cornerstone of Washington DC from 1791-92.

This melanistic squirrel in my Grandma’s backyard

An entire couch shoved into a residential dumpster

I don't have a lot of talents but I'm good at peeling apples & oranges in one swoop

These cruise ship elevators say the weekday on the floor

This rocking chair arm at my parent's house looks like the Declaration of Independence was written on it

A full semi trailer only allowed to hold garlic

I ordered some comic books and the packaging was shredded up comic books.

This Burger King has a conference room

Salted butter comes in red box with blue lettering on wrapper, unsalted butter comes in blue box with red lettering on wrapper

Bar in Portland makes a Cincinnati Reds announcer blunder reference