Salted butter comes in red box with blue lettering on wrapper, unsalted butter comes in blue box with red lettering on wrapper

Bar in Portland makes a Cincinnati Reds announcer blunder reference

Found a pearl in my seafood pasta

My partner’s kinder egg had 50% extra shell

Today in school we had training on how to detect AI generated imagery.

My binoculars look like they're about to cry

Before and after watering my plant upon my return to work after two weeks

My sister found a little mushroom in her toilet!

Around the year 2000, my then 70-year-old Grandpa printed out this cheat sheet for internet lingo. RIP Gramps, thanks for never typing in all caps!

Water bottles outside Italian homes to stop animals from peeing on the walls

How many weeks I’ve lived as a now 40 year old

I thought someone dumped a vibrator next to my work but it's a Playstation 3 move controller instead

The foil back of my kid's Capri-Sun pouch fell off, revealing the juice inside.

Asked plumber for receipt, got this

my grandfather left a complete collection of fifty US state quarters to me and each of his 8 remaining grandchildren.

VIP Rapture Information… just there for the taking…

[OC] Found an ancient astronaut at the beach

This biology lab microscope was serviced on 9/11. And then never again.

Random spot on my finger glows under black light

Found a bird egg in my work parking lot!